(I found this in my drafts section and felt like it was worth posting. I dunno why I didn’t do it in the first place but… I was right about Trump winning and, thankfully, wrong about a violent transition of power. Weird but alright. –Evan, 5/26/2017)
The best thing about Batman and Robin was its Smashing Pumpkins theme song. This video stands as evidence that no one was into that band’s goth phase except Billy Corgan–and the guiltier & nostalgic parts of myself.
I registered to vote so now I can say something. I basically registered because I’m sick of not saying something. I’m goddamn terrified of November.
I have a side:
I’m voting for Bernie in the primary. If he’s not in the general election, I may defer my vote.
I’ve Got a Bad Feeling About this:
This’ll probably be our first violent transition of power. Or will a police state once rioting occurs no matter who’s elected, declared and Obama remains in power under that?
I’ll riot if Trump wins. A lot of People Will.
I’m gonna wanna at least throw a trash can through a giant pane of glass if that shit happens. Especially since I figure everyone else will be doing it too in my neighborhood. It’ll cancel football games!
No Idea whose interests he has in mind: Who’s the man behind the man behind the man that’s running this? “Who’s that voice on the side of the phone that shakes and rattles his bones? / Could it be the man behind the man behind the man behind the throne?”Run The Jewels, “Lie Cheat Steal”
Hillary is the Machine.
The Democrats’ version of Romney 2008, who I was pretty convinced was a lizard alien.
Who’s the Man who Feels Behind the Bern?
Stupid Fucking Predictions:
No Republican Candidate. Trump Goes Rogue Party. Bernie is Green/Independent. Hillary is Democrat. Or 4 altogether. It’ll probably be true democracy at it’s best.
Bernie will split the vote and Trump will win a la Nader splitting the vote and G.W. winning in 2004. It’s that fucker’s fault the Bush era continued… Which, retroactively, is probably better than any form of a Kerry presidency. Had I been old enough, I woulda voted for Nader truly. Yea, somehow Dubya became the retroactive lesser of two evils.
Fuck Delegates. Just Make a New Party without Their Money.
That’s what I keep figuring someone’s gonna do.